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Current Mood: busy, calm

A Woman's perfect day....

8.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
8.30 Weigh in 5 lbs lighter than yesterday
8.45 Breakfast in bed - freshly squeezed OJ and croissants - open presents (expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner)
9.15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10.00 Light work out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer
10.30 Facial, manicure, pedicure, make-up application, shampoo and blow dry
12.00 Lunch with best friend at a fashionable outdoor cafe
12.45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice she has gained 22 lbs
1.00 Shopping with friends - unlimited credit
3.00 Nap
4.00 3 dozen roses delivered by local florist - from a secret admirer
4.15 massage by strong but gentle hunk - says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
5.30 choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe
7.30 candlelit dinner for two, followed by dancing - lots of compliments received from other diners/dancers
10.00 hot shower with partner
10.50 carried to bed - freshly ironed, crisp, white, sweet smelling linens
11.00 pillow talk, light touching, cuddling
11.05 multiple orgasms
11.35 fall asleep in his big, strong arms

A Man's perfect day.....

6.00 alarm
6.15 BLOW JOB
6.30 massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section
7.00 breakfast - steak, eggs, toast and coffee - all cooked by naked buxom wench who bends over a lot
7.30 limo arrives
7.45 several beers en route to the airport
8.15 flight in personal Lear jet
9.30 limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club - BLOW JOB en route
9.45 play front 9 - 2 under par
11.45 lunch - steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Perignon
12.15 BLOW JOB
12.45 play back 9 - 4 under par
2.15 limo back to airport - several bourbons
2.30 fly to Bahamas
3.30 late afternoon fishing expedition - with nude, all female crew, who also bend over a lot
4.30 land world record Marlin (1,234 lbs) - on light tackle
5.00 fly home - massage and hand job by naked flight attendant
6.45 shit, shower and shave
7.00 watch news - Michael Jackson assassinated
7.30 dinner - lobster appetizers, Dom Peringon (1953), big juicy steak followed by ice cream served on a pair of big tits
9.30 sex with 3 women all with lesbian tendencies
11.00 massage and jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11.30 night cap BLOW JOB
11.45 in bed alone
11.50 a 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11.51 laugh yourself to sleep

Current Mood: amused